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As I got not much to do, and as there’s no harm promoting this amazing movie I thought to be a a TFIOS Fan Ambassador. Getting the first creative bundle here’s the first fan designs I made. Feel free to share and download.

Wanna be a TFIOS fan Ambassador? Go to this link and register. http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/#faultfanatics

Enjoy!

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Goodreads #1 : Paper Towns

Not the best books to start off my Good Reads with but this is, without any doubts one of the best novels with a good story line. And Ironically, Out of all the John Green’s Books, Paper towns is the book which took me the longest time to read. But I finally finished it, and was glad that I did.

The whole story builds up around a  high school student called Quentin in the first person view. But the story starts as Quentin meets Margo Spiegelman who changes his whole life starting from his childhood to the graduation. After he joins her in an ingenious campaign of revenge, Margo disappears.  The story builds up around all the things Q does to find Margo back knowing her obsession towards paper towns.

His friends Radar and Ben are perfect fictional characters build up by the author, where Radar is a nerd and a geek while Ben is the fun-loving type. ‘My balls are so big that when you order french fries from McDonald’s, you can choose one of four sizes: small, medium, large, and my balls,’ well, He indeed is funny.

What’s not to miss in this book is the Road trip they take in order to find Margo. Reading the chapter would make you want to go on such, and I swear I’m going one within these 3 years.  There are times where you feel like Margo is the bitch and the times you feel like she’s not.

So is the whole journey to find Margo worth it? Read it and find out, I swear it won’t be a bad choice.

“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.” 

“That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.” 

“Maybe its like you said before, all of us being cracked open. Like each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And then things happen – these people leave us, or don’t love us, or don’t get us, or we don’t get them, and we lose and fail and hurt one another. And the vessel starts to crack in places. And I mean, yeah once the vessel cracks open, the end becomes inevitable. Once it starts to rain inside the Osprey, it will never be remodeled. But there is all this time between when the cracks start to open up and when we finally fall apart. And its only that time that we see one another, because we see out of ourselves through our cracks and into others through theirs. When did we see each other face to face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade, but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out.” 

“As long as we don’t die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.” 

“It’s not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It’s a paper town. “

 

 

 

 

 

Why I love being a blogger.

Why do I love being a blogger?

I’m not a fashion blogger. I don’t blog lifestyles. So most of my posts are filled with words, not with the photographs. I blog moments, opinions, reviews, life, which many people doesn’t.  I never even get sponsors. But still I love blogging.

Why?

Blogging is how I speak. How I express myself. Blogging is where every full stop and a comma matters. Blogging is how I spend my grief, happiness, disappointment and love. Blogging makes strangers read my thoughts and like them, comment on them. And I love them strangers. Blogging is where I argue, reason, criticize and admire. Blogging is where I do what I love.

 

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The wedding

She was walking down the aisle,

towards  me.

beautiful as she is ; dressed in white.

She smiled as she saw me,

I smiled back,

staring at the perfection.

And then she passed me.

Minutes later..

She was in front of me,

With the groom by her side.

I shook his hand, and the words came out,

“You’re a one lucky bastard.”

He smiled.

I smiled.

She smiled.

The Art of flyer distribution

Just like all the other tasks including picking up women and getting laid, flyer distribution has an art too.  It’s more like a psychology behind the whole job which means flyer distribution has science in it too. So  I thought about writing about it with some tips for you, just in case you’re a novice flyer giver  or if you’re in a company and hoping to give out flyers to promote an event. If you’re a jobless guy sitting in front of a laptop, going through gumtree, seeing all the flyer distribution jobs and going like ‘omg I have no clue how to do this’, believe me, flyer distribution is not the hardest job in the world, when you know how to do it. Well, just like every job else.

So well, here are some tips for you if you’re the one handling promotions in company.

  • Make sure the flyer looks appealing. Don’t  use small fonts or any lousy designs. If it’s not about a community project, public awareness but a brand, make sure it has girls in it. You can always keep faith in hormones.
  • Use a good paper material and make sure you use the correct size. Nobody likes to take huge papers in their hand.
  • Emphasize what you need to emphasize. Use simple words, graphics.

Enough with the companies, now we’re coming to the flyer distributor.

Okay folks, it seems like an easy job but it’s not. But it’s all about you, if you want to make it interesting, it will be.  So anyway, if you want to do a flyer distributing job (For part time of course , I don’t think such a full time job exists even Nobody dreams to be a flyer distributor) make sure it’s not a bundle job but an hourly pay job.  Because you’d get only like $25 to $30 for a bundle which contains around a 1000. Not cool at all.  Try a hourly paying one, if you’re lucky you’d find one with a good pay. Anyway, here are some tips when distributing.

  • It’s not easy. Make sure you look at people in the eye and smile before you give out the flyer. Then there’s a high chance of them not ignoring you.
  • Don’t run around too much, Remember that you have to do this whole day for around 10 hours, save some energy.

If you’re in Orchard (Which is a perfect place for flyer distribution) or any city area with many people,  try these.

If not, well bless you mate.

  • Don’t try expats who has nothing in their hands. They wanna keep them as they are, they wouldn’t wanna fill their hands with papers.
  • Teens and young generation is good, Just hand them over, they will take it.
  • Old generation will take them too, out of curiosity.
  • Smile, it works I swear.
  • Try the underpass, people take whatever you give to them there, But the productivity is low, Still, the best place to finish off the flyers.
  • Try junctions and crossings. More people, more flyer takers.
  • Eye contact is important.
  • If mom doesn’t take the flyer, give to the kid. They like colours.
  • Don’t get too bored. look around, look at the girls, at least try to guess their cup size, make it fun.
  • If nothing works out, I don’t mind if  you cheat but don’t get caught.
  • Mall entrances are good, as long as the security don’t chase you away.
  • If the security chases you away, just remember you have two more chances. Nobody will call the police or anything until the 3rd time.
  • If you had to choose between an overhead bridge and an underpass. Choose underpass. Apparently, people like to go down than going up.

I hope these tips would work out for you. Let me know how it goes.  May you distribute all the flyers.

Cheers.

Yet.

Recently I came across this video on Youtube where they set up a hidden camera and place a child in a  bus stop to pretend he’s freezing from cold.

The results are amazing where every single person offer warm clothing for the kid to protect himself from cold. Faith in humanity : Restored.

I know Al Qaeda is killing people, the suicide rate is increasing, crimes are going up, racial conflicts are going on, Justin Bieber is still alive, Miley Cyrus is twerking Yet, It’s a beautiful world.

Enjoy the breeze, Period.  

 

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO